baklavagina:

roxylalonde:

alexand-ler:

h-a-m-l-e-t:

needadispenserhere:

shobaka:

You read 566 words per minute.

That makes you 126% faster than the national average.

beat that, assholes 

You read 593 words per minute.
That makes you 137% faster than the national average.

nailed it

You read 636 words per minute.
That makes you 154% faster than the national average.

Ye

You read 1,352 words per minute.
That makes you 441% faster than the national average.

hell ye

You read 230 words per minute.
That makes you 8% slower than the national average.

weeps

the first time i read it i got 508 words per minute

but the second time i got 2,860 wpm

i think the first one is more accurate

You read 367 words per minute.
That makes you 47% faster than the national average.

Sounds about right 

Whoa okay

1. not-your-everyday-super-soldierstarted following you
2. thatnastypresencestarted following you

“Hello there I’m Canada and um, you are?” Canada paused looking at him a shade spooked  out by his eyes but remaining calm. He’s seen weird things around before he’ll be fine… He hoped.

Canada smiled looking over at Steve and gave a nod “Hello you may call me Matthew and you are?”